What are Quatloos? That's easy: Six Koos make a Quatloo, and eight Quatloos make a Mooloo. So what are Koos and Mooloos? Well, every Koo is worth four Plocks, and if you get 16 Mooloos together, you can trade them for a Znoos. Quatloos are thus farcical units of currency for poking fun at those who make ridiculous business offers. This site reveals and discusses scams, frauds and other financial traps, many of which are objectively ridiculousm abd cautions about certain groups which may have engaged in questionable conduct.
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